Lauryn Hill:
Lauryn Hill
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Information:
Name: Lauryn Hill
Born: 1975-05-25
Height: 1.61
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Filmography:
The 1998 Billboard Music Awards (1998), King of the Hill (1993), MTV Video Music Awards 1999 (1999), ABC Afterschool Specials (1996), Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
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Richard Gere:
Richard Gere Nude
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Information:
Name: Richard Gere
Born: 1949-08-31
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
The 63rd Annual Academy Awards (1991), 4th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (1998), Bravo Profiles (1998), The 33rd Annual Grammy Awards (1991), The Honorary Consul (1983)
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